2001-10-23

It Takes Practice, Stupid
"I prefer, in any gathering, in any medium, to keep my back against the wall, far from the limelight. I've done well with that attitude, and I do plan on keeping it. Sure, it's maybe not as much fun as being big on the stage, but my chances of falling and breaking my neck are far, far less."

-Doug Franklin

Whyohwhyohwhy can't I write like that?

Posted at 1:53 p.m.